Paper towels in the time of coronavirus

COVID-19 has the world in it's grip. Idiots are hoarding toilet paper and paper towels. I don't have a lot but enough to not have to worry about it for a while.

M came over for my birthday and cooked a metric-fuck-ton of food for me #hearteyes.
After all that, she washes her hands and grabs 3 sheets of paper towels to wipe them dry.

"Oh, did we buy stock in the paper towel company?"

 - U

Doing what Dads Do

I'm older today.
Not that old.
Older.

No, this one didn't end in an O.
But, I'm thinking about the future a lot.
And making big-ass life-changing scary-as-fuck decisions.

None of the above are reasons to start Always Go Full Dad.
I guess I didn't want to wait till I was an actual Dad to write about these things #yolo

Dad jokes.
Dad hobbies.
??

 - U