Rent -> Homeownership

YAAAASSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 - U

First time home buying and what to do when your offer gets accepted

Step 1

Oh-no-what-have-I-done

Yo, this is a good thing - how long have you wanted this?!?!

Nope, keep freaking out

Repeat step 1 until <TBD>

Done

 - U

Amanda got FOMO

Did you know that bald eagles are born with brown heads?

It takes about five years for their head feathers to change to fully white.

In the in-between stage, they're receding eagles.

#amandastrikesback #morefuel #meta

mtw's debut

What's the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Those in Dubai don't like the Flintstones

Those in Abu Dhabi do

#mtw #sorryamanda #antsinelectricalsockets #fingerlessglovesandwifebeaters

Paper towels in the time of coronavirus

COVID-19 has the world in it's grip. Idiots are hoarding toilet paper and paper towels. I don't have a lot but enough to not have to worry about it for a while.

M came over for my birthday and cooked a metric-fuck-ton of food for me #hearteyes.
After all that, she washes her hands and grabs 3 sheets of paper towels to wipe them dry.

"Oh, did we buy stock in the paper towel company?"

 - U

Doing what Dads Do

I'm older today.
Not that old.
Older.

No, this one didn't end in an O.
But, I'm thinking about the future a lot.
And making big-ass life-changing scary-as-fuck decisions.

None of the above are reasons to start Always Go Full Dad.
I guess I didn't want to wait till I was an actual Dad to write about these things #yolo

Dad jokes.
Dad hobbies.
??

 - U